I Don’t Like Choking Unless It’s On You Greeting Card


It’s the one day a year that a blow job is guaranteed!

Just like our Pleasure Promise!



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About this Item

These fantastic cards are high quality! They are 4″ x 6″ and include a white envelope!

The inside is blank so you can customize any way you wish!!! And include a Pretty Inappropriate logo printed on the back side!

Want to add an extra bit of fun to your card? Add some confetti! It will come in a little zip lock baggie. After you fill out the inside, just open up the baggie and add it to the inside of the card before you put it in the envelope!

And if that wasn’t enough! You can choose to add a condom (YES a condom!) to your gift! This will be stuck to the inside of your greeting card as an extra little surprise! But including a condom just isn’t wild enough for us, so you get to pick a pretty inappropriate sticker that will be added to the condom wrapper to guarantee that extra laugh!

And of course each and every purchase is backed with our pleasure promise guarantee! Your pleasure is our purpose!

Gift Box

Each gift item comes with a Pretty Inappropriate gift box (excluding greeting cards).