I Kinda Wish I Was Choking On Your Dick Right Now Cursive Keychain
Ahem (blush) this one kinda speaks for itself 😉
About this Item
This keychain is made of maple plywood and includes stainless steel split rings AND it comes complete in a pretty inappropriate gift box tied with a purple ribbon.
You can also choose to make this completely custom by personalizing the back side! You can add a name, date, or even a cute little phrase you and your loved one share. Anything goes for this!
But wait! There’s more! Would you like to add a tassel to your keychain for a pop of color? You can do that! Just pick your color!
And if that wasn’t enough! You can choose to add a condom (YES a condom!) to your gift! This will be stuck to the inside of the lid as an extra little surprise! But including a condom just isn’t wild enough for us, so you get to pick a sticker with a wild phrase we will place on the condom wrapper to guarantee that extra laugh!
Want to make this a complete gift? Browse our selection of greeting cards too! They range from pretty inappropriate to I can’t believe you put THAT on a card!
And of course each and every purchase is backed with our pleasure promise guarantee! Your pleasure is our purpose!
Each gift item comes with a Pretty Inappropriate gift box (excluding greeting cards).