You are the reason I don’t punch people at work Keychain – 114


This keychain makes such a fun gift! Add a koozie!


Add backside personalization

Add a tassel

Add a koozie


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About this Item

This keychain is made of maple plywood, includes stainless steel split rings AND it comes complete in a pretty inappropriate gift box tied with a purple ribbon. This listing is for one keychain only.

Add a Koozie to this if you wish! Choose from 4 color choices!

You can also choose to make this completely custom by personalizing the back side! You can add a name, date, or even a cute little phrase you and your loved one share. Anything goes for this!

But wait! There’s more! Would you like to add a tassel to your keychain for a pop of color? You can do that! Just pick your color!

Want to make this a complete gift? Browse our selection of greeting cards too! They range from pretty inappropriate to I can’t believe you put THAT on a card!

And of course each and every purchase is backed with our pleasure promise guarantee! Your pleasure is our purpose!

Gift Box

Each gift item comes with a Pretty Inappropriate gift box (excluding greeting cards).